.....On March 22, 2008, I begin my self-contained bike tour across the southern part of the United States from San Diego, California to St. Augustine, Florida along the Southern Tier Route. This is a trip I've wanted to undertake for many years and now it's finally happening. I will be riding with a group of 17 people orgainzed by the Adventure Cycling Association. The tour will take 65 days ending May 25th. We ride on average 57 miles per day for a total of about 3,082 miles with rest days about once a week. I will attempt to keep this blog site updated as we progress across the U.S. on this great adventure. Energy and access to a computer will be key factors. Wish me (us) luck. It's a long journey.
In San Diego, our starting place We gathered together and came face to face. Then Andy Mac came and took the chair With baggy shorts and a face full of hair.
He spelled out the rules and left no doubt That here was a man with strength and clout He said, “We’re going all the way; You’re a real good group, just do what I say!”
“On busy roads, if you get stuck, Please don’t make a cluster f*** If it’s sex on the road, well that’s ok, But do it quick and get on your way.”
And so, without much further ado The circus left town, a motley crew, To see this fine and beautiful land – Over hills and through the desert sands.
Up near the front is a man of steel. He’d like to have meat every lunch time meal But every day Aede’s heard to utter, “Oh no, not again – it’s peanut butter.”
Matty, lovely Matty, goes faster than the wind, He gets to camp each day before we’ve hardly beginned (!) Not only that, but on the way, He drinks umpteen Starbuck every day!
Nick, from Frisco, brings a touch of class He cycles with individual panache, “Life is good,” he’s heard to say About a hundred times a day.
“Oh crap, I see another hill,” Says Jan, “I’ve really had my fill – That Andy must be taking the p*** I sure never signed up for this!”
This trip would be dull if we didn’t have Frank Who started out built like a tank, But three thousand miles of steady crank And now his tum is as flat as a plank. (Well nearly!)
Kristina rides with finesse and grace But downhills doesn’t like to race. All day she keeps a steady pace – And never a hair out of place.
On recumbent is fine Dick Beeman, Patriotic and brave, he’s a former seaman. “Awesome” is what you’ll hear him screamin’ As he rides that machine like a real demon.
And then there’s Eileen Our hill country queen Always quick with a witty remark A great sense of humor, a vital spark.
Steve Shapland’s a name that clearly denotes A man who needs his carbs and oats His brain is full of information and facts But tell him there’s no shower and watch him react!
Doug’s a guy that we all dig Tall and strong – he rides a fine rig. But when a dog made him go ar** over tit He hurt his bike and body a bit.
There’s a chap who’s quiet and goes like a bomb He’s well put together, his name is Tom He rides like a rocket or a bird on the wing Is sharp as a knife and doesn’t miss a thing.
Dave’s added a splash of color to this trip His vivid tie dye makes him really hip. On his recumbent, he’s striking and lean, But, Dave, what do all those hand signals mean?
Herb speaks with a voice that’s dignified and calm He’s won our hearts with his quiet charm He has a great eye for a quality photo And rides his bike as though it has a motor.
Dee has a heart as big as the sun She lavishes love on everyone. She’ll help everyone to cook and then…. The very next day, she’ll do it again.
Andy’s a cool leader, resourceful and inspired Always helping with our bike stuff although he must be tired. He’s been real hardworking and, besides that, funny – We’ve sure had good value for our money!
So thank you, Andy, it’s been a blast, Our trip has gone by real fast We wish you luck as you follow that (North) Star Pleasant tailwinds be at your back wherever you are.
Finally, I’m bequeathing you this little parcel (a deck of card) Do try hard not to always be the a******!
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